Here are Bart's prank calls to Moe over the years:
Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?
All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!