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Here are Bart's prank calls to Moe over the years:

  • Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
  • Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
  • Is there an Al Coholic here?
  • Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
  • Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
  • C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
  • Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
  • Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
  • Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
    Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
  • Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
  • Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
  • Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here?
  • All right, fine, fine. Maya Butreeks?
  • Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!